why Ketchup should Absolutely never touch mac n cheese!People putting condiments on everything is something that tends to happen in our modern society, and I hope that it would be outlawed on the federal level, if not at the state level. Even if it were a law, it wouldn't be the craziest law America had. After all, in North Carolina it's illegal to sing off key. Mac’n Cheese with any type of condiments is horrid, but Mac n Cheese with Ketchup is quite an atrocity! One time at my friends’ house, we were cooking some delicious Annie’s Homegrown Mac’ n Cheese™. We were about to engage in the true experience, that is eating Annie’s Homegrown Mac n Cheese™, but I saw them reach into the refrigerator getting out a full bottle of Heinz Ketchup™ and placed it on the table. We weren't eating anything but Mac n Cheese, so this stood out to me. They started to serve the dinner, and what happened next has scared me for the rest of my life. They took the Ketchup and squirted it onto everyone's plate. I was appalled, the horror displayed on my face like a deer in the head lights. The anticipation of the great dinner turned into a pain in my stomach. So, I took off. I don’t know why people ruin food by adding to something that’s already perfect. The savory taste of Mac n Cheese lies in its simplicity; the ketchup,on the other hand, overwhelms the cheesy taste it’s known for. When I asked around, many people agreed with me, but those who didn’t told what they thought, and the answer may surprise you, but probably not. One particular person said (read in southern accent for full experience) “I like the ketchup cause it makes the Mac n Cheese sweeter.” Ironically, that’s what ruins it in the first place! Having so many condiments available does not mean they are necessary in every dish. Mac n Cheese is amazing by itself, so why invent a new version that is way less appetizing than the real deal. If people continue on this trend, humans might lose their sense of taste and end up running on sugar, so we might as well outlaw this practice to protect future generations from onset diabetes. |
Mac n Cheese is good! don't ruin it!
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